The Birth Generation
Not Your Mother’s Birth Course
Empowering, No-Fuss Birth Prep for Modern Parents
Yay, you’re pregnant!
Uh-oh… now comes the whole giving birth part…
Chances are you already know that you have gotta get some kind of education so this birth can go off without a hitch… or at least not traumatize you and your partner until the end of time.
After all, your mom and aunt and sister and neighbor and that lady on Instagram all have A LOT to tell you about what could go wrong and what you should be doing. For real though, we love the boomers in our life, we don’t love their birth experiences. And the algorithm loves sending you conflicting information and making you question all your life choices.
Meanwhile, you are over here just trying to keep your career going or parent other children (oh yeah, and grow a person) and honestly, the “birth nerd” life just ain’t for you.
hot take…
You don’t have to be a birth expert (no matter what the girlies on socials tell you) to give birth.
Just you need evidence-based information and to know your options so YOU can make the best choices for you and your family.
Enters: The Birth Generation.
The birth course that doesn’t require a personality transplant and makes you have to switch to part time work so you can learn everything.
The Birth Generation is the birth course for you if:
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You know you need birth education but aren’t willing to live and breathe everything BIRTH.
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You know that just “winging it” is great for eyeliner but not for birth.
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You want your partner to actually learn how to support you instead of becoming a cliche fainting father. embarrassing.
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You aren’t interested in someone telling you how you should give birth.
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You want the options and facts laid out plainly. It’s the best way for you to know what you actually want here!
Just imagine how relieved you’ll feel after learning that no…
It’s not actually standard to have birth totally traumatize you, Karen. (My mom’s name is Karen and she is cool lady, no hate to the people actually named Karen)
Okay okay, so what is this actually going to look like for you??
the goal
By the end of the course, you will feel ready to give birth to your baby, you will feel informed of your options, you will learn how you can navigate all the different challenges and you will know where to get the exact information you need. And you’ll have achieved all of this without feeling like you’ve overloaded your already full plate.
This ain’t Thanksgiving people.
8 self paced modules covering everything from pregnancy to postpartum
Audio Tracks AND Videos so on the busy weeks, you can just listen to your learning on your afternoon commute or you and the partner can snuggle up for some 1-on-1 time
An easy to follow PDF workbook that you can download (and print if you want, you do you)
Bi weekly calls with me, Malorie so you can ask your questions and deepen your learning - or just make friends with other people because I have heard this whole parenthood thing takes a village. IDK.
What you are going to get:
Listen, you are pregnant, you are busy.
You need to have a one stop shop for all things birth education related so you can learn what you need to know and move on.
That 6 week in-person birth course inside the historic house downtown put on by that lady that sells the herbal tinctures does seem totally cozy BUT… that’s kind of a big time commitment and you’re not totally sure that it’s right for you.
Also, you heard from that one lady on the Facebook group (and all the people commenting, I know you snooped on it) that the hospital birth course didn’t have all the info and definitely did not feel evidence based.
And furthermore, that one time when you were doom scrolling you heard from the influencer that promotes the cute Amazon outfits that you really need to inform and empower yourself about birth.
BUT HOW?? How are you supposed to do it all?
I invite you to take a look inside The Birth Generation: Not Your Mother’s Birth Course.
INSIDE THE COURSE
I am going to help you feel really ready to birth this baby. How am I going to do this you ask? Let me walk you through.
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Advocacy and Autonomy
Birth on Your Terms: The Power of Knowing Your Options
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Pregnancy by trimester
The Pregnancy Decode: Tests, Tech, and How It All Fits
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The Labor Process
The Labor Lowdown: Stages, Timelines, and What to Expect
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Comfort Measures
Comfort in Chaos: Calming Strategies for Every Stage
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Positioning
Birth in Motion: Finding What Works for You
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Partner Support
Teamwork Makes the Dream Work: Partner Strategies for Birth
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Birth Curveballs
What to Do When Plans Change
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Postpartum
Hello, Fourth Trimester: Postpartum Made Simple
Low key, this is the birth course for people that don’t really want to take a birth course.
I know you’re tired of googling “is this normal” and ChatGPT is giving answers that make you feel like maybe it’s being a little judgey.
I wanna take some of that mental load off of you and replace it with clear and easy answers.
meet your instructor
So you might be wondering, who is this lady and what makes her qualified to teach me what I need to know?
I’m Malorie and certified birth doula and childbirth educator.
I have seen SO many of my clients struggle to find childbirth education that fits their needs. I found that I was spending a lot of my time reteaching them information from the not-so-great birth course they basically slept through. Not to mention I am a mom of two that has personally experienced the spectrum of birth experiences. From the IG worthy birth center experience to the sterile lights of the OR in an emergency C-section. I am dedicated to making you feel ready, wherever you fall on the spectrum.
Ready to ditch the confusion and feel good about giving birth?
Start by grabbing some free, no-BS resources that’ll help you get a feel for how The Birth Generation changes things up for childbirth education.
Join now
Let’s make birth education something you look forward to, not something you dread.
Join The Birth Generation and gain the confidence you deserve—without spending your entire pregnancy knee-deep in obscure birth facts.
